Cat poo with a view

missyhauntingLGAs a sentient being a feline must empty it’s bowels just as a human being needs to relieve herself. A cat however is usually trained to do it’s thang in a kitty litter box or other humanly provided poo collection receptacle. Sometimes a cat will poo outside in loose gravel or garden soil. For some reason though, Missy Two Shoes haunts the top of my apartment building leaving in her wake little sun bleached or rain drenched turds for me to collect every few weeks. I would estimate the rooftop to be about 10,000 square feet with the central area being inhabited by two penthouses with the rest being wide open tar paper, bird dropping and overhangs.

Missy prefers to saunter over to the west side of the roof and poop all over the other penthouses unobstructed view of downtown Vancouver. Why she will only pee in her provided kitty litter tray is beyond me. I wouldn’t put it past her though to simply enjoy her poo during the late night view. For she only poops in the middle of the night and has yet after three years of doing so to be caught on film in the midst of pooping. Yet the evidence left behind proves she has the largest self contained kitty litter box potentially in the world… I will contact Guinness. :) lol

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3 thoughts on “Cat poo with a view

  1. Thank God I had breakfast earlier! It’s amazing (and disgusting) how pets can be sometimes :) and to think–they act human despite the obvious differences between us and them because of picking up their owner’s habits and ways. Interesting, no?

  2. It’s so funny Jess, I’m actually writing a “program” from my dog’s number two routine. Hilarious!

    We likeminded on that one for sure!

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