…because I don’t only draw the penis. I draw the vulva to.
This is drawn in a Moleskine Cahier using a Pilot G-tec C4 pen.
Fart Squirt got some giggles over on my flickr blog. I wish I could add the tickle note here that I had added over there.
Artists Tip #2 – What to do when your pencil lead breaks
When your pencil lead breaks because you pressed too hard and you do not have a pencil sharpener or pocket knife handy, simply light the end of your pencil on fire using a match or lighter, let it burn for 10 seconds and blow it out. You now have charcoal which is an excellent substitute for lead. Repeat as needed.
Next Weeks Tip – How to hide that unsightly pen line
Last Week’s Tip
I made a treasury list. Well the Basic Penis drawing made a Treasury West List on Etsy. It is the little penis drawing on the bottom left corner just left of the Dinky Finger Puppets below.
Thanks soapyho for making me laugh and adding me to the list.
1 + 2 + 3 = 6ex
The above instructional How to Have an Eargasm illustration inspired this post:
He popped his cherry.
*Please proceed with caution as I will NOT be held accountable for any inner ear damage due to the onslaught of multiple eargasms attained by following the above illustrated directions.
I do. Herpes Simplex 1 to be exact. The kind that form on one’s lips. The lips on your face, not the genital ones.
I was blessed at an early age to catch the herpes virus. Sure enough every school year during class photographs a monstrous sore appeared just off center to the right on my bottom lip. Over the years it appeared namely in the same spot for 7 to 10 days.
During stressful times I could be found sporting two cold sores; one of which located itself conveniently in the corner of my mouth and the other off-center on the bottom lip. Smiling or laughing became impossible without blood letting from either sore.
Crack. Drip. Blood.
Since moving back to Saint John, I have had a grand total of 20-25 odd cold sores arriving in all shapes, sizes, visiting for one, two and even three weeks! This is annoying. Last week I looked in the mirror after showering and smiled upon seeing the most recent virus attacks had healed leaving no visible scars. Later that evening I felt that all familiar tingle. I grimaced. I’ve had enough already. GO AWAY! I currently count four cold sores today, all dry and itchy. Over the years I’ve used prescription drugs, peroxide, ozanol, corticosteroid creme, blistex and now burt’s bees with no real speed up on the duration of their pesky visitation.
There was one time four years ago when I erupted in sores this badly. It was upon arriving in Vancouver. I had a humongous loonie sized sore located left on my bottom lip. I painted the painting accompanying this post during that time. Six months it took for them to heal completely. Since then I’ve had minor outbreaks no different than during my school years until the beginning of this June 2007.
I am practicing super duper self cleaning regiments as my fingers and hands are broken out in eczema to prevent self-reinfection.
So, I write this post
saying good bye to Herpes
in hopes that letting out